THIS NIGGA WORKIN' FOR THE DINOSAUR ( Read more... )

We all have em. We've all witnessed them. They make movies about it. They write stories about it. You never see them coming and you never know what to expect. You can't avoid them once they start. I'm talking, of course, about bad days ( Read more... )

What better way to celebrate America than with potentially harmful explosives made in China.  WE ARE FUELING THEIR WAR MACHINE, PEOPLE.  WAKE UP.

As everyone knows...let me rephrase.  As everyone that's cool enough to read my rantings in one of my three, identical blogs, I will be working for the dino part time in August.  This is a confirmation on ( Read more... )

So I was informed today that my name will be in the credits of this video I worked on Monday. If you happen to watch the video of Barney and some fire station and some missing dog, watch the credits for James R. Foster...that's me ( Read more... )

As many may know I ain't gots no job. Well, aside from my obvious job of being James Fucking Foster, which is full-time. Anyway, my sister has been working pretty hard this past week. Barney has been shooting some show outdoor and it's fucking hot out there. I feel sorry for my friends Carey and Kyle, they have to be in costume during that time ( Read more... )

Today I decided to profess my love for the television show, Lost. My friend, Shanie, actually got me hooked on it. In fact, I still have season one that she sent to me(I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU). But anyway, when I first heard about it, I wasn't very impressed. "Plane crashes on island. No hope of being found". Yeah big deal. I think I saw that a ( Read more... )

I was sitting here thinking to myself about how tough I am. And how tough I look. Then I wondered what would be the most effective method to enhance my tough-guy image and I thought, "A GIANT DISFIGURING FACIAL SCAR ( Read more... )

I've been stuck on The Tourettes Guy for quite some time now. One day I hope to be as cool as he is. But I need a Tony The Tiger shirt for each day of the week...or just wear the same one forever...just more of the mystery that is Danny The Tourettes Guy. First things first, anyone that knows what tourettes is knows this guy's fake. Meaning its ( Read more... )

So, I'm a few days late on my tale of magic and mystery from New York. Ok, not so much magic or mystery and more weed, rum, and cute chicks ( Read more... )

So it's officially official that I'm going to New York. My friend got the tickets for me and my sister so how could I refuse. Plus he apparently owed a favor. New York seems like a cool place to visit. I've been all over the world, everyone knows. But not many places in the U.S. I'm only to be there for 3 days or so but I am taking Nicole to ( Read more... )