shut the fuck out!

...dont you mean up?

I SAID OUT!!!

also. i woke up with frosted flakes all over me. its to be assumed that when you sleep anywhere that zach tom or dan are, you do not sleep normally. period. and you find that the banner on your phone reads "dicksmack" the next morning ( Read more... )

i just woke up from the weirdest damn dream... and as result i got no sleep... (yeah i went to sleep at 6 ( Read more... )

the other day, elena and i saw two lizards mating.. it was so weird looking.. their tails were curling up and stuff... yeah. haha thats all. what a strange thing to see.

you know what i dont understand? the term "lukewarm"  ...  who is luke and why is he warm?
who the fuck came up with that??


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last night i went to the wooden castle with zach and amanda ( Read more... )

if you are one of the many people that is trying to figure out what im saying in my voicemail message,
its "i just saw a creature crawl".. duh. people say that every day...

list of things its been mistaken for:

"i just saw preacher paul"

something about "feets are small"

"teacher call"

"feature carl"

WHO DO YOU LIKE: i like morgan freeman. hes pretty sweet.
WHO LIKES YOU: pah. i dont know.
WHAT ANNOYS YOU: ignorance. immaturity.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO: i have a lot to prove.
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU NEVER GET SICK OF: Zach
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU WOULD MARRY TOMORROW: theres nobody id marry tomorrow.
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get paid thursday.
buy sweet masks friday.
make them sweeter friday night.
get hott clothes saturday.
go to hott masquerade ball saturday night.

it was recently brought to my attention that a yoga instructor is called a yogi. (pronounced yogai)

hahahaha and so,

baby if love is like yoga
then im yo' guy
yer ma girl,
and im yogi.