because im the only guy youve ever known that saw more than a hot body and a pretty face in you, thats why. Im the only guy youve ever known that wanted more than to fuck you.

thats fucking why.

this morning i woke up, groaned in hangover agony, showered and took noob home ( Read more... )

man oh man.

yeah.

so anyway, work was complete shit. i made a whopping 8 bucks. no joke. absolutely no one was in the bar. completely horrible. need a new job. pronto.
god dammit. i really needed that money too. i know a russian princess who needs a new phone.

i feel really sick. the end.

bitch nigguh.

yo' mamas a rockstar.

oh. and whut.

i am definately crazy feeling right now... that i havent slept crazy burning eyes and throat stiff body feeling ( Read more... )

also.
i strongly believe there should be a "give colin and critter food" foundation.
so im establishing one.

you know. like a food drive. except it goes to us.

so if anyone has any food they would like to donate to the "give colin and critter food" foundation,
call me. 265 7378.

doctor says:

"take these once a day for 6 weeks (hands me meds) .. drink minimal soda, no alcohol at all for six weeks, and relax for gods sake. eliminate all stress."

welp.. ooookay.

new screen name.

Shake The Static

Electric x dance: pocket full of horses is defintelty the best euphanism ever
Colin Is Weird: from first to last sounds like the used jr.
Electric x dance: hahahahaha
Colin Is Weird: both very random statements
Electric x dance: from two very rando people
Colin Is Weird: dont you mean rambo people?
Colin Is Weird: because thats what we are