Me: Changing a diaper.
Her: Walks up behind me.
Me: Without looking up, "You realize that this is the 78th diaper that I've changed?"
Her: Incredulous, "How do you know that?"
Me: Eyebrows raised, "How else would I know?"
Her: "You counted?"
Me: "Actually, I just made that up."
She kicks me in the leg.
Her: "You're so weirdMe: "Was it
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