Alright! All business with people named mr. Cal is so very done with, leaving me with this fancy paycheck right in time for the holidays. Dante's gonna be gettin' lots of nice things this year. Starting with - a night in. Wouldn't expect it of me? Yeah, well, you try spending every waking hour out. I actually got sort of sick of being away from ( Read more... )

Ahahahaha..... whoops~

You know what I hate? Rats.

Big ass motherfucking rats running all over like they own the place. Well, they don't. I do. And right after I pay my respects to some crumbling plaster at someone else's place I'm coming back here and making myself a giant rat shish-ka-bob ( Read more... )

Here's the news, boys and girls, out on my latest hunt I was gi happened upon the best apartment for all my needs. I know, I know, what a shame that I'll be moving on, but don't you worry, Lady, I won't forget to visit! And Hotaru, you're a big girl now, I'm sure everybody's just fine ( Read more... )

Sounds like trouble in the seedier ends of Arcadia. One jackass moves on, but he's only just making room for another. That's the way the world turns, kiddies ( Read more... )

Laaaady, you're out of milk which is fortunate considering I drank it out of the carton

So some asshole keeps harassing me at my place. I owe a payment to someone? Bullshit. I owned that damn apartment! Climbed out the window at the first sign of knocking a couple days ago so, uh, if that was you and not Mr. Harass McUnfair then I sort of apologize or something ( Read more... )

So I did the whole big sleep thing, that means that the big food thing can only come next! As usual, you're all wrapped up in your big deals, but if anyone's feelin' less inclined to moping then get over here for some eats.

After I drop off these kids... wtf.

Edit: Wait, I didn't rescue a baby.

YAWN. What kind of broken record is this place?

Somebody put their sword where their wanky words are; I need something to do and all this talk of schooling people is making me antsy.

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