i wrote something, but then i deleted it. i'm not good enough for that yet.

does anyone want to go with me to the movies? We'll put on mime make-up, sit right next to strangers and talk all the way through the movie. Cassi- I'm really talking to you, but I had to make it an open invitation. It would be too much fun for just the 2 of us to handle.

Q: What's better than a talking mime?

A: Probably a lot of talking mimes.

my tummy kind of hurts. I've decided that i need to start making movies. i got a camera a while ago, but all that i've taped is kinda boring stuff like what life was like when i was sick and car trips with the kids i watch. i also need to get "it" - you know. whatever it is that makes people want to watch me. I'm gonna get a tripod from the store ( Read more... )

I know it's been like all summer since I did one of these things. i didn't even check it or anything because my computer was broke. well not really ( Read more... )

man oh man. I got strep throat. again. this makes 4 times in the past calendar year. the doctor wants to take my tonsils out and i heard that that can really suck for a guy my age but i'll just have to do it. i'm still on my parent's insurance anyway. and it is the summer ( Read more... )

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funniest typo ever

if you are unhappy now and you don't change the way you think, you will never be happy. advice i give to my fake bird. i finished with all my exams today. one of my favorite songs has this for a line "now here's your chance to make me feel awkward" but that's only good if you can hear the song. my life rocks ( Read more... )

I'm writing this story about a guy that refers to formalities kind of as a defense mechanism. he finds solace in the traditions of his culture. he always says "please" and "thank you," always dresses nicely, always does everything just as he's supposed to. He does this maybe becuase he wants to be taken seriously. Maybe because he doesn't know how ( Read more... )

my friend Kelly was looking at a fly on a pile of poop and she just laughed and laughed and laughed. She knew that there was no way that fly could do all that ( Read more... )