So, I went to see The Aristocrats this weekend, and it was quite funny. Definitely as crude as they said it would be, but I enjoyed it thoroughly anyway. I still maintain that George Carlin had the funniest story by far, and I heard some new jokes that weren't new at all, but they were new to me.

Also watched Kung Fu Hustle, which was pretty funny ( Read more... )

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And for all who care:

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and here for my warped tour pictures from this year.

Ok, so on a friend's request, I listened to Malcom Middleton. I have to say that while the music is uncreative and the lyrics are ridiculous, there is definitely a quality of entertainment that is unparalleled in other artists. Maybe its the accent, as he sounds a bit like Shane McGowan (yes I know Shane is not Scottish) in his mumblings or maybe ( Read more... )

my hands slide to the left and the tires lean toward that dotted yellow sparkle in the middle of the road. like a bug i'm lured toward the shining beacons, aching for contact between cars. I'm making my own grave in my head with crashes and airbags and pain and peace ( Read more... )

What am I thinking about ( Read more... )

Help a girl out and check out my friend Ste's DJ Page. The more hits he gets the better apparently.

I feel like its spring with the way that romance is blossoming around here. I hope for my friends' sakes that its not just summer fling-age. I, on the other hand, am quite lonely but not depressed for some reason. Its more that I'm looking to fill the shoes of the once loved man in my life, but the thing is, I don't really want to, I've just ( Read more... )

In an effort to inspire creative writing from myself, I'm going to post an old piece of writing in hopes that my friends *ahem Dean, Rev feel free to comment* will critique and tell me where I need to make changes. I admit that its fairly ADD and all over the place, but its something and something is better than nothing.

Here goes:

The stench of ( Read more... )

I've realized that after college really, I've stopped spending time with people who inspire me to write, play music, etc. Not that I don't love my friends, because I know I do, and I always have a good time with them, but now that they are all spoken for in a sense and busying themselves with their own lives, maybe it's time I got back to my ( Read more... )