Drabbles
Can't believe I'll do that... LOL
First you need to read this post to understand... lol
Missyoosu entry
If you don't want to look at her post... lol she gave us a link for a drabble generator... it's freaking funny
Drabble generator
SO before you start reading... I sucks at adverbs, nouns and adjectives... lol you'll see... lol
Since I don't want to do 10 post for all my drabbles... well read everything here lol
Title: Vomit of drabbles
Author: DevjaCaiora
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: Vomit! fluff maybe? and lots of laugh LOL
Rating: PG
Length: 10 drabbles
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1. 1000 Chick Dolphins
Yoochun paced huskily back and forth. Sensitive dread filled his heart. Junsu should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my Cute love, Yoochun thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Junsu had been taken hostage by Pretty Ears, a supervillain who had the city in a state of sleepy terror. Yoochun fainted dead away, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
When he came to, there was a bump on his tongue and the sensitive dread had returned. "Junsu, my Sexy honey bunny," he cried out hot. "What is Pretty Ears doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing hot as he kissed him in the butt.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Yoochun remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 chick dolphins, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Yoochun ordered in a supply of chick and set to work, folding dolphins until his tongue was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last dolphin when Junsu walked in the front door.
"Junsu!" Yoochun screamed and threw himself into Junsu's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 chick dolphins and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the water. He kissed Junsu bedroom voice on the butt.
"Actually," Junsu said, pulling away hot, "I was rescued by the Bouncy Baby. He's a new superhero in town." Junsu sighed. "And he's really crazy."
The sensitive dread came back. "But you're funny to be back here with me, right?"
Junsu checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Bouncy Baby for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay brillant, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Yoochun choked back a sob and started folding another dolphin. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
2. I'm Dreaming Of A Crazy Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Yoochun sat hot in the water, sipping funny eggnog.
He looked at the Cute bunny hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Junsu had hung it there, just before they looked at each other huskily and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's tongue.
If only I hadn't been so sleepy, Yoochun thought, pouring a bouncy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Junsu might not have got so brillant and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a pretty tear and held his ears in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sensitive voice lifted hot up in song.
I'm dreaming of a crazy Christmas
Just His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset
Yoochun ran to the door. It was Junsu, looking Sexy all over with snow.
"I missed you hot," Junsu said. "And I wanted to kiss your tongue again."
Yoochun hugged Junsu and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Junsu said.
"I think so too," Yoochun said and they kissed each other's tongue until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dolphin butt and lived bedroom voice until Yoochun got drunk again.
3. A Baby In Time
On a bouncy and crazy morning, Yoochun sat in the water. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ears ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Junsu to love someone with a brillant butt?
Hot, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a funny pretty chick, all on a summer's day. I wish my Junsu would kiss me, in his own sleepy way..."
"Do you?" Junsu sat down beside Yoochun and put his hand on Yoochun's tongue. "I think that could be arranged."
Yoochun gasped bedroom voice. "But what about my brillant butt?"
"I like it," Junsu said huskily. "I think it's Sexy."
They came together and their kiss was His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
"I love you," Yoochun said hot.
"I love you too," Junsu replied and kissed him.
They bought a dolphin, moved in together, and lived hot ever after.
4. The Brillant Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Yoochun strode along the path, making for Sleepy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bouncy Bunny, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ears.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his pretty baby just in time to face the crazy man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck hot, and Yoochun barely raised his baby to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Yoochun found himself forced to one knee, the man's baby pressed to his Sexy butt. "I am Junsu of Sleepy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bouncy Bunny. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the water."
But Yoochun had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his baby with a twist, overpowered Junsu and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Yoochun said, looking down upon him.
Junsu's tongue shimmered His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. "I have underestimated you, Yoochun. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Yoochun's desire was enflamed. His butt throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Junsu like a dolphin. Yoochun caressed Junsu's sensitive tongue and he responded. They came together hot, and their joining was as funny as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet chick!" Yoochun groaned and kissed Junsu as hot as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Yoochun said. "That's where I put the Bouncy Bunny for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed bedroom voice on the grass, forgetful of all but their Cute love. "We will stay together forever," Junsu said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ears never got the Bouncy Bunny and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
5. The Dolphin Prince
Yoochun was walking through a Cute meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a sleepy little dolphin lying under a tree.
Yoochun skipped over to see the dear thing and was Sexy to find that he was hurt! A chick had pierced his pretty little butt and he whimpered hot with the pain.
"My sensitive little friend," Yoochun said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chick, as hot as he could. The dolphin cried out and Yoochun's heart ached, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. "You'll be all right," Yoochun whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Junsu and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Junsu up in his arms, Yoochun carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Yoochun nursed Junsu, cleaning his butt and feeding him Bunny-brand dolphin chow.
On the eighth night, Junsu climbed into bed with Yoochun. He burrowed under the covers and huskily kissed Yoochun's tongue. It made Yoochun giggle and he cuddled close to Junsu, stroking his ears and singing bedroom voice to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Yoochun hurried home so he could curl up with Junsu. It gave him a crazy feeling whenever Junsu kissed his tongue.
Then one night, Junsu looked up at Yoochun and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a brillant prince."
Yoochun screamed hot, he was so surprised. How could a dolphin talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Junsu said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Yoochun said and kissed Junsu on his ears. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a brillant prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Junsu," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Yoochun said.
"See?" Junsu said and showed Yoochun the scar from the chick on his butt. Then he kissed Yoochun and they tumbled in the water and did a lot of very bouncy things, some of them involving a funny baby.
"I love you," Junsu said when they were done. Yoochun clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Junsu had stashed away.
And if Junsu didn't know about Yoochun's visits to the dolphin sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
6. Bedroom Voice Tripping
Yoochun tripped along hot. He was on his way to meet his lover, Junsu, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a dolphin hopping along, carrying a chick in its mouth.
Yoochun was almost in the water when he came across a brillant cake, lying alone on a sensitive plate. "That must be a treat from my crazy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Cute, so he ate it.
It gave him the most funny tingling sensation in his tongue. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Junsu.
When Junsu came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yoochun cried hot.
"Your ears! And your butt!" Junsu said. "They're Sexy! Can't you feel it?"
Yoochun felt his ears and his butt. They were indeed quite Sexy. "Oh, no!" Yoochun said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that brillant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Junsu said. "I got you a baby. It must have been that pretty man who lives nearby. He acts a little hot, ever since he kissed a bunny."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yoochun sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Junsu said huskily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ears is really sleepy like that."
"Really?" Yoochun dried her tears. Yoochun kissed Junsu and it was an entirely bouncy sensation, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
They spent the night having entirely bouncy sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
7. I Saw Junsu Kissing Santa Claus
Yoochun woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one sensitive box that looked like a bunny.
Then Yoochun noticed that Junsu was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Yoochun thought that he would surprise Junsu. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his bouncy butt. That always made Junsu sleepy.
Yoochun crept hot down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its crazy lights, and the presents, heaped up hot, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Junsu. Kissing someone.
Yoochun was so angry, he picked up a chick from a table and threw it huskily in the water.
They both looked around.
"Junsu, you Cute dolphin!" Yoochun yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Yoochun looked and then rubbed his tongue and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Junsu said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a pretty kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Yoochun said bedroom voice. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Yoochun went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. He made Yoochun's ears feel all funny.
"You see?" Junsu said hot and Yoochun saw. So they had a threesome.
Everybody's presents were late.
8. The Battle For The Baby
In the water, Yoochun kissed his baby. He had been busy with the baby for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sensitive cuddle or a Cute massage from his lover Junsu.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sleepy Junsu appeared at the door, grinning hot.
"Put down the baby," Junsu said bedroom voice. "Unless you want me to kiss that baby on your ears."
Yoochun put down the baby. He was crazy. He had never seen Junsu so brillant before and it made him pretty.
Junsu picked up the baby, then withdrew a chick from his butt. "Don't be so crazy," Junsu said with a brillant grimace. "A dolphin bit my tongue this morning, and everything became Sexy. Now with this baby and this chick I can bedroom voice rule the world!"
Yoochun clutched his funny tongue hot. This was his lover, his sleepy Junsu, now staring at him with a brillant butt.
"Fight it!" Yoochun shouted. "The dolphin just wants the baby for his own sleepy devices! He doesn't love you, not the sensitive way I do!"
Yoochun could see Junsu trembling hot. Yoochun reached out his ears and touched Junsu's butt bedroom voice. He was sleepy, so sleepy, but he knew only his funny love for Junsu would break the dolphin's spell.
Sure enough, Junsu dropped the baby with a thunk. "Oh, Yoochun," he squealed. "I'm so sensitive, can you ever forgive me?"
But Yoochun had already moved in the water. His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset, he pressed his ears into Junsu's butt. And as they fell together in a Sexy fit of love, the baby lay on the floor, pretty and forgotten.
9. The Brillant Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Junsu and Yoochun went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Junsu hit Yoochun in his ears with a big funny iceball. It hurt a lot, but Junsu kissed it hot and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sleepy snow man!" Junsu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Yoochun said. "That would be more Cute and politically correct."
"I know," Junsu said. "We can make a snow dolphin. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up hot and made a pretty snow dolphin. Junsu put on a chick for the butt. The dolphin was almost as big as Yoochun.
"It looks Sexy," Junsu said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Yoochun said and held up a sensitive baby. "I found this in the water." He put the baby onto the dolphin's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dolphin, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
Yoochun screamed hot and ran but the snow dolphin chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dolphin kissed him bedroom voice.
"Nobody does that to my little Bouncy Bunny," Junsu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dolphin through the tongue. It fell down and Junsu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Yoochun said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The baby lay in the yard until a crazy child picked it up and took it home.
10. A Sensitive Day To Kiss
Yoochun stepped bedroom voice out into the crazy sunshine, and admired Junsu's butt. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sleepy sight."
Junsu climbed off the chick and walked hot across the grass to greet his lover. Yoochun patted Junsu on the ears and then tried to kiss him huskily, but without success.
"That's all right," Junsu said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not pretty," Yoochun. "Not as pretty as the time we kissed in the water."
Junsu nodded hot. "We were funny back in those days."
"Our tongues were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Yoochun said. "Everything seems bouncy and brillant when you're young."
"Of course," Junsu said. "But now we're Sexy, we can still have fun. If we go about it hot."
"Hot?" Yoochun said . "But how?"
"With this," Junsu said and held out a Cute bunny. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."
Yoochun swallowed the bunny at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss hot. They kissed His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. Three times.
And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.
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A/N : Later I look on internet for a site with adverbs, nouns and adjectives but I like those drabbles better LOL Maybe later I'll work on those drabbles cause sometime... it's kind of weird LOL
First you need to read this post to understand... lol
Missyoosu entry
If you don't want to look at her post... lol she gave us a link for a drabble generator... it's freaking funny
Drabble generator
SO before you start reading... I sucks at adverbs, nouns and adjectives... lol you'll see... lol
Since I don't want to do 10 post for all my drabbles... well read everything here lol
Title: Vomit of drabbles
Author: DevjaCaiora
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: Vomit! fluff maybe? and lots of laugh LOL
Rating: PG
Length: 10 drabbles
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1. 1000 Chick Dolphins
Yoochun paced huskily back and forth. Sensitive dread filled his heart. Junsu should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my Cute love, Yoochun thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Junsu had been taken hostage by Pretty Ears, a supervillain who had the city in a state of sleepy terror. Yoochun fainted dead away, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
When he came to, there was a bump on his tongue and the sensitive dread had returned. "Junsu, my Sexy honey bunny," he cried out hot. "What is Pretty Ears doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing hot as he kissed him in the butt.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Yoochun remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 chick dolphins, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Yoochun ordered in a supply of chick and set to work, folding dolphins until his tongue was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last dolphin when Junsu walked in the front door.
"Junsu!" Yoochun screamed and threw himself into Junsu's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 chick dolphins and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the water. He kissed Junsu bedroom voice on the butt.
"Actually," Junsu said, pulling away hot, "I was rescued by the Bouncy Baby. He's a new superhero in town." Junsu sighed. "And he's really crazy."
The sensitive dread came back. "But you're funny to be back here with me, right?"
Junsu checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Bouncy Baby for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay brillant, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Yoochun choked back a sob and started folding another dolphin. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
2. I'm Dreaming Of A Crazy Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Yoochun sat hot in the water, sipping funny eggnog.
He looked at the Cute bunny hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Junsu had hung it there, just before they looked at each other huskily and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's tongue.
If only I hadn't been so sleepy, Yoochun thought, pouring a bouncy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Junsu might not have got so brillant and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a pretty tear and held his ears in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sensitive voice lifted hot up in song.
I'm dreaming of a crazy Christmas
Just His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset
Yoochun ran to the door. It was Junsu, looking Sexy all over with snow.
"I missed you hot," Junsu said. "And I wanted to kiss your tongue again."
Yoochun hugged Junsu and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Junsu said.
"I think so too," Yoochun said and they kissed each other's tongue until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dolphin butt and lived bedroom voice until Yoochun got drunk again.
3. A Baby In Time
On a bouncy and crazy morning, Yoochun sat in the water. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ears ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Junsu to love someone with a brillant butt?
Hot, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a funny pretty chick, all on a summer's day. I wish my Junsu would kiss me, in his own sleepy way..."
"Do you?" Junsu sat down beside Yoochun and put his hand on Yoochun's tongue. "I think that could be arranged."
Yoochun gasped bedroom voice. "But what about my brillant butt?"
"I like it," Junsu said huskily. "I think it's Sexy."
They came together and their kiss was His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
"I love you," Yoochun said hot.
"I love you too," Junsu replied and kissed him.
They bought a dolphin, moved in together, and lived hot ever after.
4. The Brillant Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Yoochun strode along the path, making for Sleepy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bouncy Bunny, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ears.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his pretty baby just in time to face the crazy man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck hot, and Yoochun barely raised his baby to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Yoochun found himself forced to one knee, the man's baby pressed to his Sexy butt. "I am Junsu of Sleepy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bouncy Bunny. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the water."
But Yoochun had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his baby with a twist, overpowered Junsu and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Yoochun said, looking down upon him.
Junsu's tongue shimmered His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. "I have underestimated you, Yoochun. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Yoochun's desire was enflamed. His butt throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Junsu like a dolphin. Yoochun caressed Junsu's sensitive tongue and he responded. They came together hot, and their joining was as funny as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet chick!" Yoochun groaned and kissed Junsu as hot as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Yoochun said. "That's where I put the Bouncy Bunny for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed bedroom voice on the grass, forgetful of all but their Cute love. "We will stay together forever," Junsu said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ears never got the Bouncy Bunny and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
5. The Dolphin Prince
Yoochun was walking through a Cute meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a sleepy little dolphin lying under a tree.
Yoochun skipped over to see the dear thing and was Sexy to find that he was hurt! A chick had pierced his pretty little butt and he whimpered hot with the pain.
"My sensitive little friend," Yoochun said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chick, as hot as he could. The dolphin cried out and Yoochun's heart ached, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. "You'll be all right," Yoochun whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Junsu and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Junsu up in his arms, Yoochun carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Yoochun nursed Junsu, cleaning his butt and feeding him Bunny-brand dolphin chow.
On the eighth night, Junsu climbed into bed with Yoochun. He burrowed under the covers and huskily kissed Yoochun's tongue. It made Yoochun giggle and he cuddled close to Junsu, stroking his ears and singing bedroom voice to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Yoochun hurried home so he could curl up with Junsu. It gave him a crazy feeling whenever Junsu kissed his tongue.
Then one night, Junsu looked up at Yoochun and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a brillant prince."
Yoochun screamed hot, he was so surprised. How could a dolphin talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Junsu said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Yoochun said and kissed Junsu on his ears. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a brillant prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Junsu," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Yoochun said.
"See?" Junsu said and showed Yoochun the scar from the chick on his butt. Then he kissed Yoochun and they tumbled in the water and did a lot of very bouncy things, some of them involving a funny baby.
"I love you," Junsu said when they were done. Yoochun clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Junsu had stashed away.
And if Junsu didn't know about Yoochun's visits to the dolphin sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
6. Bedroom Voice Tripping
Yoochun tripped along hot. He was on his way to meet his lover, Junsu, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a dolphin hopping along, carrying a chick in its mouth.
Yoochun was almost in the water when he came across a brillant cake, lying alone on a sensitive plate. "That must be a treat from my crazy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Cute, so he ate it.
It gave him the most funny tingling sensation in his tongue. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Junsu.
When Junsu came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Yoochun cried hot.
"Your ears! And your butt!" Junsu said. "They're Sexy! Can't you feel it?"
Yoochun felt his ears and his butt. They were indeed quite Sexy. "Oh, no!" Yoochun said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that brillant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Junsu said. "I got you a baby. It must have been that pretty man who lives nearby. He acts a little hot, ever since he kissed a bunny."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yoochun sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Junsu said huskily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ears is really sleepy like that."
"Really?" Yoochun dried her tears. Yoochun kissed Junsu and it was an entirely bouncy sensation, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
They spent the night having entirely bouncy sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
7. I Saw Junsu Kissing Santa Claus
Yoochun woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one sensitive box that looked like a bunny.
Then Yoochun noticed that Junsu was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Yoochun thought that he would surprise Junsu. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his bouncy butt. That always made Junsu sleepy.
Yoochun crept hot down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its crazy lights, and the presents, heaped up hot, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Junsu. Kissing someone.
Yoochun was so angry, he picked up a chick from a table and threw it huskily in the water.
They both looked around.
"Junsu, you Cute dolphin!" Yoochun yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Yoochun looked and then rubbed his tongue and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Junsu said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a pretty kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Yoochun said bedroom voice. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Yoochun went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. He made Yoochun's ears feel all funny.
"You see?" Junsu said hot and Yoochun saw. So they had a threesome.
Everybody's presents were late.
8. The Battle For The Baby
In the water, Yoochun kissed his baby. He had been busy with the baby for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sensitive cuddle or a Cute massage from his lover Junsu.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sleepy Junsu appeared at the door, grinning hot.
"Put down the baby," Junsu said bedroom voice. "Unless you want me to kiss that baby on your ears."
Yoochun put down the baby. He was crazy. He had never seen Junsu so brillant before and it made him pretty.
Junsu picked up the baby, then withdrew a chick from his butt. "Don't be so crazy," Junsu said with a brillant grimace. "A dolphin bit my tongue this morning, and everything became Sexy. Now with this baby and this chick I can bedroom voice rule the world!"
Yoochun clutched his funny tongue hot. This was his lover, his sleepy Junsu, now staring at him with a brillant butt.
"Fight it!" Yoochun shouted. "The dolphin just wants the baby for his own sleepy devices! He doesn't love you, not the sensitive way I do!"
Yoochun could see Junsu trembling hot. Yoochun reached out his ears and touched Junsu's butt bedroom voice. He was sleepy, so sleepy, but he knew only his funny love for Junsu would break the dolphin's spell.
Sure enough, Junsu dropped the baby with a thunk. "Oh, Yoochun," he squealed. "I'm so sensitive, can you ever forgive me?"
But Yoochun had already moved in the water. His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset, he pressed his ears into Junsu's butt. And as they fell together in a Sexy fit of love, the baby lay on the floor, pretty and forgotten.
9. The Brillant Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Junsu and Yoochun went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Junsu hit Yoochun in his ears with a big funny iceball. It hurt a lot, but Junsu kissed it hot and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sleepy snow man!" Junsu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Yoochun said. "That would be more Cute and politically correct."
"I know," Junsu said. "We can make a snow dolphin. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up hot and made a pretty snow dolphin. Junsu put on a chick for the butt. The dolphin was almost as big as Yoochun.
"It looks Sexy," Junsu said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Yoochun said and held up a sensitive baby. "I found this in the water." He put the baby onto the dolphin's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dolphin, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset.
Yoochun screamed hot and ran but the snow dolphin chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dolphin kissed him bedroom voice.
"Nobody does that to my little Bouncy Bunny," Junsu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dolphin through the tongue. It fell down and Junsu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Yoochun said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The baby lay in the yard until a crazy child picked it up and took it home.
10. A Sensitive Day To Kiss
Yoochun stepped bedroom voice out into the crazy sunshine, and admired Junsu's butt. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sleepy sight."
Junsu climbed off the chick and walked hot across the grass to greet his lover. Yoochun patted Junsu on the ears and then tried to kiss him huskily, but without success.
"That's all right," Junsu said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not pretty," Yoochun. "Not as pretty as the time we kissed in the water."
Junsu nodded hot. "We were funny back in those days."
"Our tongues were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Yoochun said. "Everything seems bouncy and brillant when you're young."
"Of course," Junsu said. "But now we're Sexy, we can still have fun. If we go about it hot."
"Hot?" Yoochun said . "But how?"
"With this," Junsu said and held out a Cute bunny. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."
Yoochun swallowed the bunny at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss hot. They kissed His cheeks look like a wonderful sunset. Three times.
And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.
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A/N : Later I look on internet for a site with adverbs, nouns and adjectives but I like those drabbles better LOL Maybe later I'll work on those drabbles cause sometime... it's kind of weird LOL