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Why is there a "King of Bling" sign on my desk?

( Private. )

... You'd think I'd have learned my lesson.

I really, really need to eat a cereal other than Pikachu-O's.

Who thought putting a Pokeball with a Gyarados in it in a box of cereal was a good idea?

Your Tentacruel are really... affectionate. .-.;;;

W-Why were there tentacles in my cereal. ;_;

-Why- are there bagpipes in the closet again?

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Where did all these Spice Girls CDs come from?

Ahem.

I am -not- a streaker.

Seriously. D|

(Pretend I posted this like five days ago, plz. D:)

How does a Luvdisc type?

...And why does one have a journal?