some dudes drove by tonight while i was running and were saying gross things to me.
i wasn't going to do anything (normally i flick them off, dudes are always heckling steph and me when we run) until they stopped at a stop sign and kept saying perverted shit.
i yelled "eat shit, assbag"
to which one replied "i'll eat your shit"
what?

( fry's continually surprises me )

my trip was great.
frontier airlines is the cutest airline.
i have a sunburn from albedo.
so, so tired.

work was really slow today, i read japanese fashion magazines and was struck by a sudden urge to become anorexic.

dave mooned me and cracked my windshield.

i'm fake-rich because my leftover stafford loan was deposited in my bank account.

i changed bra size and feel like a new person.

when i go kayaking, i can't help but to say in movie-announcer voice,
"half woman... HALF BOAT!!"

my whole world is crashing down.
apparently most men don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
FROM NOW ON ALL MALES WHO WISH TO TOUCH ME IN ANY WAY MUST WASH THEIR HANDS ON THE SPOT.
ugh. penis germs.

i took big boy to the vet today because his cheek abscess wasn't getting better
the vet picked off the scab (where the original abscess exploded out of) and started messing with the lump in big boy's cheek when
SPLAT! bloody pus squirts out of the hole and all over her nice clean white coat

( should i get this looked at? )

yesterday i bought and watched Amélie and it made me very happy.
i still have the most insane cough in the world and it's very embarassing.

i have a serious problem.
i cannot stop watching/listening to this
words can't even explain my love for this song