Stopaskingabouther.She'sdead.

Turns out Raine Maida's wife is five months pregnant. I'm thinking I should kidnap her, right? Hide her somewhere, like back in the cave she crawled out of. Then I would find Raine, and be all, "Hey I'm your wife. Feed me and shit." And he'd be like, "You're not wife, what the hell?" And I'd be like, "You don't recognize your own wife?" And then he ( Read more... )

Xaunt says:
But my penis fell off.
So you think you can tell, heaven from hell. says:
Well, I guess it got up on it's own and jacked off into his mouth.
Xaunt says:
They say things don't just grow legs and walk away, but my penis is one of a kind.

You're wrong.

Hitler wasn't a bad man. He was just like any other mentally disturbed human being; he enjoyed starting trends, doing what he believed was right, slaughtering the innocent, and going to the circus.

Who came first, anyway, Hitler or Barbie? Is it really that horrible that Hitler found perfection in the same way we do today, as is ( Read more... )

Xaunt says:
I wanna go in my room, but my lightbulb burnt out, so like, it's creepy and dark and stuff.
Luke says:
Aw. ;-;
Xaunt says:
So you should come in me.
Xaunt says:
WITH.
Xaunt says:
COME IN WITH ME.

If someone ever wakes me up at 4 AM again, I will tear them limb from limb ( Read more... )