Irken Monsters, counquer my people, take our planet, force us to ship packages...

Can I call myself a man if I am slave to the Irken Machine?

Our Futures (In a Cap'n Kirk voice) Crushed, like, so many little knobby, packing, peanuts

No, No I say!
I must rebel! I will, I, will, Switch the addresses on these two boxes!

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!!

Hi Guys, in case you guys actually read this thing!!!

Mountain Dew is Awesome...

But Coke Rocks SO MUCH MORE!

That is all...

PEACE!
~Ben~

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