Received via AIM:

"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what do you do when life gives you a vintage gynecological examination table?"

You can't make shit like this up. The querant wishes to remain annoymous, and there aren't but a handful of you who know this person anyway, but I'll relay any interesting replies.

When the lands now know as North America were first discovered they were inhabited by a population of civilized and cultured human nations. The people who lived here had agriculture, architecture, science and medicine that was on par with the development of Europe and the "New World" had cities which were larger than Paris or London in population ( Read more... )

Ok, people... This is unacceptable ( Read more... )

Anyone feel like a Church run this Sunday? I think I'd like to get out of the house and that's all I can think of.

Today's birthdays just make me drool. This, evidently, is a great day in the cosmic map:

Natalie Portman is 25 (and smoking hot too boot)

Johnny Depp is 43 and a bad-ass.

Micheal J Fox and Aaron Sorkin are both 45 and fscking brilliant.

Today should be a nation al holiday.

Teh on-line registration is giving me hell, so I went a wandered around the NCTC website.

I got to looking at the latest press release and was horridly amused to find my name.

They've released the honor rolls. I made the dean's list.

I know that most of you are aware of the meaning of Memorial Day, but this is my journal and I'll do as I please with it ( Read more... )

This is a kind of personal post. I haven't made one here in some time. It seems I've been inspired by my loyal readership ( Read more... )

A friend posted this, and I like to think it sounds a bit like me. I'd be glad to hear objections.
( To the Nice Guys )

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