Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question ( Read more... )

I am going to make this journal friends only from now on.  Wife wants it that way, because it's her boobies :)

Comment to be added, I will most likely add you, but I want to know who you are first.

If you're on the list, no worries, you are in.

On this journal, you will find:

• wife's boobies and other good parts
  
• rants about how kids ruin your ( Read more... )

I just spent 4 hours in Ipod hell. DW's dad (yes, him) found me a IPod nano (4 gigs ( Read more... )

I gots some father in law issues. He's about 73 (old, I know). And a serious anti-semite. Serious.

I think it comes about from growing up in Poland, growing up in the war, and post-war communism.  So far knowing him for 10 years I have heard stuff about how the really elite Jews let the holocaust happen and sacrificed the lower ranking Jews.  And ( Read more... )

So no baby this month. Sad.

Try try again. If you fall off the horse, you just mount it again.

I think I just called my wife a horse. Sorry, love.

Thank you
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Last night was so fun, in a relationship way.

We put baby to bed early, and watched The Producers (movie - not as good as the stage production in Toronto, but good. Sean Cullen rocked).  It was like a date, we kissed, massaged.   I tried putting my hand down her pants, and was rejected.  Just like dating.

She said I stunk (not nice), so after the ( Read more... )

... and you know what that may mean.

If you can, blow some baby dust this way.

And make it a healthy one.  A boy, if that's ok, but I'll take anything.

My daughter is sick with something, was up till three last night.  My wife is coming down with something so is also sick.

This exchange happened about a half hour ago:

Me: Baby's asleep, why don't you go in and get some sleep.
Wife: Fuck you.
Me: Really, go and get some sleep.
Wife: Ok, fuck you though.

Yesterday DW fell asleep nursing, so no nookie for DH ( Read more... )