Maybe it's good that Oprah will be going off the air! Yesterday's show featured some snotty queen named Tim Gunn from teh Project Run(a)way. Three cases of facial defoliation. ACK! The worst was the trasformation of this total wet dream of a bear, Josh -- into a member of a boy band, to please his wife ( Read more... )

...unsolicited diet advice I've received:

"Walnuts are full of fat".

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Teddy is acting creepily.

He's totally spy-dogging it!

So Senator Reed is at the beginning stages of thinking about the possibility of obtaining 60 votes.

Top 10 Punchlines to Dirty Jokes ( Read more... )

It doesn't know what it wants to do today.

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Any suggestions?

I was at my computer about an hour ago and heard Teddy barking at some loud pedestrians outside! Also, at that time, I fed him.
Oh, I hope he doesn't get all Pavlovian on our asses and starts barking whenever he wants food to eat something - we'd never shut him up!