It is 718am and I already have chicken soup going in my crock pot and matzo ball dough chilling in the fridge.
Now I'm off to work for a 1/2 day.

YAY!

I realize my last post was a little maudlin ( Read more... )

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

The Scandal That Tells Us All We Need to Know About McCain/Palin ( Read more... )

DON'T!
Read this girl's summaries instead. They're fucking hysterical.

http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/2008/08/02/

"FLAMES, FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE, YOU FURRY DOUCHE."
That's all I have to say.

Lunch was fantastic ( Read more... )

...and I'm not talking about any of the Lohan family ( Read more... )

Too funny:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_agrees_not_to_talk_about

http://www.lollyphile.com/store.php

I can't decide which is sexier...

http://www.shoes.com/Shopping/ProductDetails.aspx?p=EC1055569&pg=5046725

I need these.
I realize they would see little wear, but the old Jena would have worn them until the noses fell off....