i made nutella crepes with my mother today and watched her melt into the batter. my father sprinkled tears on her remains. they smiled that innocent smile of theirs and made it that much harder to inspire disdain in me for their sugary attempts at guilting me into living at home forever. abandonment is not the word. independence, freedom, life. ( Read more... )

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anyone know of any get rich schemes to help the residents of habitat soo zee make rent for the next three months? we're taking submissions for ideas. donations are welcome as well.

so far, selling eggs/sperm, gambling, prostitution and drug dealing were serious options at one point.

fuck. pile it on, universe.

i like the fact that i work at a coffee shop solely because my co-workers are wonderful people ( Read more... )

Anna and Monika: (shit talking, shit talking, shit talking)
Anna: Aww, guys, we're so mean. I'm not going to trash her script anymore.
Mike: No, don't worry about it. She's conservative.
Anna and Monika: Ohhhhh, okay. (shit talking, shit talking, shit talking)

I don't know if I made this clear before, but my screenwriting professor is the writer of ( Read more... )

i shot about a minute of my movie and then decided i hated it. so i reshot it to make it better. i'm calmer now that i realize that this movie doesn't have to be, and it most definitely won't be, perfect. but it can still be me ( Read more... )

- i just joined a buffy the vampire slayer group on the facebook and that generally makes me happy inside ( Read more... )

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it just hit me today that i'm actually a film student. that this is my chosen career path. that i actually have to make movies. and to be even remotely successful, they have to be really fucking good. and i have to suck up to people like mel gibson and like it. i love films but can't stand the film industry. well shit. i'd be content with making a ( Read more... )