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us this saturday night at higgins building: 108 w. 2nd st. #913 in LA

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notice! to the 2, 3 and, on a good day, 4 of you who have my number and call it occasionally: my phone is now permanently disconnected. i'm not ignoring you unless i am. i'm really enjoying being virtually unreachable. and i'm completely disregarding the lameness of the fact that my only means of communication with you 2, 3 or 4 people is through ( Read more... )

hey, i just wanted to let you all know how excited i am about this year. it's going to be a good one, i promise.

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i may have inadvertently been the cause of the four inch sideway step the fridge in the garage took when the car danced with it, but all three of us, the dancer, the dancee and me, are going to make it. which is a super good thing because it means the internship is still a go. but all that really means is i get to play darts with the boss, watch ( Read more... )

i made friends with the bathroom lady whose name i can't remember. but i can tell you she has 4 kids and dances to fifty cent with the best of them. 5 years of spanish classes paid off in the bathroom of club tequila in rosarito. maybe i just speak it better after drink five of open bar, ladies free club night. i told her i couldn't enjoy myself ( Read more... )

Cotton candy used to be magical. The way it dissolved on your tongue with that tingly bubbling feeling. I used to think it was the most brilliant invention of all. But soon enough you discover that its only sugar.

How do you make yourself ignore the brilliance of it! Let’s collaborate with power plants to shut off electricity to drive up the cost ( Read more... )

me: you don't need to hang out with people like that...i can't even stand them
brother: y cus there stuck up
me: yeah
brother: well so am i
me: you're stuck up for different reasons
brother: ya, cus im fine

that's right, he went there.

( 59 cent bottomless coffee! )