I have new manners of beasties to add to Hellsing's compendium. Oh joy, my thanks to these Heathen idols for accomplishing something useful for once, now what to do with thier hides ( Read more... )

Well, a kelpie that acts rather nubile. That has to add to my list of...oddities. Hmm, perhaps I should start catalouging all these specimens, I know Arthur wouldn't read it, but I'm sure it would benefit Hellsing's future generation, here's to hoping they're adept at the duty. I should very much loathe serving a useless master ( Read more... )

...So, the beasties around here aren't too bad. They did help to past the time. Viral, and Dizzy...I'll make note of them later...

On the other hand, if this Hell, I'm just slightly disappointed he isn't here...

Alucard, Hound of Baskerville and Lord of the Undead...

...you would have such a time here.

I almost...heh, ah well...I shall just wait and ( Read more... )

Guess what I have back?

My glorious strings, my wonderfully razor-sharp diamond wires...

I think I'd like to start hunting now....

Such a shame, you cretins were so entertaining to watch flailing about...

Ah well, I've found new things to entertain me...I think there are more wolves and demons about than I originally expected...

...Obviously this is one rather stupid joke.

Alucard, this is rather not amusing in the slightest...