Private

Dear mum and dad. Please find enclosed a chocolate cake the size of a shed, and a crystallised piece of incredulity for putting up with everything I have ever, ever done to aggravate, confuse or generally confund you over the course of my maturation.

It's not that Tabatha is hard to watch - she mostly seems to sit there, occasionally ( Read more... )

At some random point of the day, a blue feathery divebomb will appear out of the sky, time its landing to latch securely on Padma's shoulder and delivery a small parcel. Hawkins will whistle something that may have started out as 'Happy Birthday', but with parrot-added slightly more colourful words ( Read more... )

( Project notes for self )

Why does it smell like burning hair in here?

Locked to Ernie

Would you have any use for a very gone-Muggle squib in your Muggle Studies classes?
He's trying to teach people to sing Queen, it might be worth me finding him something to do.

On an entirely unrelated note - you know Alicia Knock? She of leather mistressry... oh gods the images there ( Read more... )

Muggle post, decidedly worse for wear, and with the wrinkled envelope covered in a mash of stamps, postmarks and airmail stickers.Hi Diane ( Read more... )

Both owls carry thin packages, which when opened prove to be two quills made from a long, vivid blue feather, and a note:

Not entirely sure how well these will function as traditional writing-implements, but if nothing else they're decorative.
Welcome back, in the usual number of pieces.

Locked to the Ravenclaw Safehouse Students

Diane being busy elsewhere for a few days does not, in any world-view, mean that the back understairs cupboard is now fair-game for attempted snooping. If anyone feels the need to have a little chat with me about the attempted damage to my door, then I may tell you how to make the itching stop.

Private ( Read more... )

( In a suburb of Guilford, 9.30pm )

Okay ( Read more... )

( Erratically elsewhere in the Cordillera Isabelia mountains )