All I really wanted to say in this was "touches the pickle".

[dianelane]

How to Write an Appropriate Post for your Journal

by Diane D. Lane, asterisk-friendly Pulitzer Prize Winner and Oscar-Nominated Actrice.More often than not, the most asinine and inhumane waste of time comprehensible to the Modern Celebrity is the journal entry. Resuming a period of time can just plain drive some kids up shit creek, especially after

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[mack_culkin]

nice. the final chapter needs an edit so people will stop signing their fucking name xoxo at the end of their entries.

[dianelane]

I was going to do something about proper use of a Thesaurus. Fuck all if people who use the word "fatidic" really know what it means.

[sigourney_w]

I spell check.

[dianelane]

I'll send you a certificate in the mail.

[sigourney_w]

You're so kind.

[dianelane]

So they say. Personally, I wouldn't settle for anything less than a parade around the streets of 7 major capitals of Europe and then maybe some cake and ice cream with the Dalai Lama in New York City, but hey, that's just me.

[golden_boy]

I woke up this morning. I drank both coffee and tea and ignored the people around me. Really, just because I live with them and two of them have some of my DNA is no reason to talk to them, eh? I went to my office and made sure everyone remembered who was the best looking (and had the biggest dick, of course) in the area. Around that time, I decided to polish my many and various trophies and then went and masturbated in my personal private bathroom (of course, I'm the only person in the office with one

[dianelane]

I think it's Yes.

But I would've been happier if you'd have used Yankee Rose by David Lee Roth.

[golden_boy]

I think it is too but some part of my mind keeps yelling, "No, SQUEEZE!"

I don't know that song. Sorry. *grins*

[jakob_dylan]

Is it horrible that I do the don'ts and don't with the do's? It's apparent I don't use spellcheck. I have a personal editor, she tells me what to correct and I get lazy to edit.

Look at all these eyes(I's). I feel so naked.

[dianelane]

Now, seeing as you're Jakob Dylan and all, I think I can let it slide this time.

Run around or something. Embrace it.

[bieljessica]

Amen.

[dianelane]

Can I have a Hallelujah?