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[dianelane]

It's been awhile, hasn't it? I was going to go the 12-paragraph route to explain this, but then I thought, shit. That would make me look like an ass.

So as to not receive "Where are you?" comments up until I hit the magic six, I will refer you to Levar Burton's last post, here.

The best jokes are always the shortest ones.

Comments

[ex_benmckenz958]

[ :-( ]

[dianelane]

[ :-*! ]

[ex_benmckenz958]

[ wait are you really leaving or is this a joke? :-[ ]

[dianelane]

[ Haha, no, I am really leaving. Cue ominous organ music. ]

[speilberg]

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD NO!

[Haha, I love you!]

[dianelane]

[ Hahahaha. You fucking know it. Criche-Crache. Knife Goes In. Pimp Canoe. And other fine inside jokes. ]

[speilberg]

[Oh yes. Now there is going to be a gap in them, since you are gone. Remember the elephant which is painted like a zebra.]

[dianelane]

[ Haha, whatever. We still have the "head" thing. Except it wasn't really that. Plus, you know, everything else. I'm going to do the ransom note thing soon. ]

[natalie_portman]

[SOB. You know where to find me, right?]

[dianelane]

[ Naturally. I will do the email thing as soon as I can. Which is tomorrow. I have always been slow on this thing. ]

[howie_day]

[i am sobbing copiously! please don't go too far drop an email of some sort or something. sigh you are wonderful <3]

[dianelane]

[ I will do so this instant. It will be En Masse. I am so effective. Wins at life. <3!! ]

[golden_boy]

[Goodbye and farewell.]