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[dianelane]

It's been awhile, hasn't it? I was going to go the 12-paragraph route to explain this, but then I thought, shit. That would make me look like an ass.

So as to not receive "Where are you?" comments up until I hit the magic six, I will refer you to Levar Burton's last post, here.

The best jokes are always the shortest ones.

Comments

[billy_zane]

I'll see you in Divorce Court then? This was very unexpected, and I'll miss your charm and humor.

[j_greenwood]

[Well, you know I'll miss you, love you, and I pine after you but I know where to "find" you and all that jazz.]

[j_greenwood]

[and ADD ME BACK BEFORE I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK I SAID]

[alex_james]

But...but....

I liked you a lot and was always sort of relieved that I made it through all the cuts. Godspeed, Diane Lane.

[jeremy_sisto]

BREAKS UP WITH YOU.

I'm glad you left me on so I can go back and read this.

[vincent_gallo]

This is not allowed.