Okay. It's been a long time since I've updated here. It's been even longer since I made anything as longiloquent as is expected of me. Some updates ( Read more... )

Gretchen is dead.

Coming this holiday season- some more movies about how fun it is to have too many kids.

I was at the mall recently, hanging out with Jessica, as is often the case (much to her boyfriend's dismay). I noticed the way people were walking- in various lines and layers, and with the same cadence. Not just in step with the people they were immediately with- one could follow a rhytm back a good hundred feet, possibly farther, I couldn't tell ( Read more... )

i'm beginning to wonder if we have it all wrong about music,

"Step three, cover me in dirty sheets and run, laughing, out of the house ( Read more... )

The next time some stupid credit card company sends me some mail about their stupid credit card with it stupid introductory offer, I'm going to send them back their little postage-paid envelope, only it will be empty, and by empty I mean it will not have that little slip of paper with my social security number and mother's maiden name on it but ( Read more... )

I bought one of those Children's Miracle Network wristbands. It's this "Glow For Kids" thing. It's a little glow in the dark wrist band thing. I like to think that the dollar I gave to charity is helping to support and help radioactive children.

Yeah, baby...

Okay. David tagged me, so now I've gotta do this chain-blog crap ( Read more... )