When having lights on your shoes was enough to make you God...

[dick_fink]

Hello again

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[ydidifukinmake1]

hahahah, I think I had light up shoes at one point. They were velcro and had some disney princess on them.

[anonymous]

thanks Methodius

Frank

[anonymous]

i could tie my shoes when everyone else had gay velcro...i was the man. your story sucks, its completely false, in terms of being a stupid head a year after you learned to tie your shoes. no one could tie their shoes as well as me, and i helped other kids tie their shoes.
but yes, those were the days.
and i saw a kid with light up shoes the other day, but i could tell that he was a little shit.
what is the world comming to?

[xinsertxherex]

i light up velcro shoes.
i HAD to have them.

cafetiria

[taxidurmwilly]

perhapse this was a metaphor for all of your readers who didnt go to lower oakwood, but dick, you never walked from the cafeteria to anywhere in school when you had light up shoes. Infact i cant think of a reason why you would walk from a cafeteria to anywhere ever. there wasn't a cafeteria at lower oakwood. or upper oakwood for that matter.

I am the rain on your parade. Nanny nanny boo boo?

-Taxi yo