Well so much has been happening around here!!! The Native tribesmen captured Clark and Juakin. They ate Clark because he was fat and tasty. Nobody cried at the loss of the fat man. Sadly. But we rescued the poor cancer stricken Juakin. We used our torsion catapult and threw dead pelicans into their campsite. This scared off the tribesmen for long ( Read more... )

Good news people! We found a tribe of native peoples in the forest near to our camp site! They were very nice at first. Then they threatened us with their new fangled religion. So i shot them. or at least six of them. And let me tell you, people never tasted so good! i mean, much better than that nasty fish they tried to get us to eat. Like i ( Read more... )

sorry that i have been unable to post for a while guys. my internet was down because we ate one of the pelicans i was using as a networking hub. i finally cought another pelican though. I have some good news. bjorn's broken leg is healed, and he can finally help me forage for food. Clark seems to be getting fatter all the time. nobody knows how he ( Read more... )

Last night i found a rock that i was able to sharpen. i used it to trim my excessively long beard. unfortunately the panic and cancer stricken Juakin found my "razor rock" and cut his upper thigh with it. This only added to his sadness, which had built up during the day. First, Juakin had thought he killed a wild rabbit, but it turned out he had ( Read more... )

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the berries were poisonous. Juakin cought cancer. in the face.

today we used up the last of the freeze-dried food, becuase clark is a fat bastard. anyway, we were forced to forrage for food after breakfast. unfortunately the only things we were able to find were berries. the were not filling and the whole group is hungry. the berries may or may not have been poisonous. i am unable to shave, so my beard is ( Read more... )

today we crashed in a country which i believe is gibralter. we have few supplies and only meager hunting ability. two of the survivers are wounded. they are susan an bjorn. well, bjorn is injured (broken leg) but susan is sick. she has disentary. her uncontrollable bowel movements arent helpful in the wild. i fear we will not survive.