day 110

Jan 25, 2005 21:26

Good news people! We found a tribe of native peoples in the forest near to our camp site! They were very nice at first. Then they threatened us with their new fangled religion. So i shot them. or at least six of them. And let me tell you, people never tasted so good! i mean, much better than that nasty fish they tried to get us to eat. Like i ( Read more... )

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Mexicans anonymous January 25 2005, 22:00:30 UTC
I think you should kill jukin i hear dem latinos have tender meat flavored with tacos. Also the cure for juakins face cancer is by rubbng posonis berries& the arrow frog on the cancer sore. try it>

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juakin taxidurmwilly January 26 2005, 15:47:09 UTC
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Re: juakin taxidurmwilly January 26 2005, 21:43:05 UTC
NO NO NO

Teh berries are for the poisonous seassoning they also "heal" the wounds. Try it
juakin will thank you

From Clark School of human Taxidurmy

Clark (only employee)

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anonymous January 26 2005, 21:45:32 UTC
By the way will trade food for cancerous infected cadavers (with poisoned cancer sores)

Call 1-800-DEAD-BOD

CLark (if no telephone use aborigine signal calling)

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