i've got a little four page report that i haven't started to type up, but i feel i should warm up first ( Read more... )

the Wit

(57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

oooh! Oh my god, like, jimmy's such an asshole he totally doesn't understand what i mean when i say i have feelings for him and like he's not really a boyfriend he's just a good friend, hahaha, and my dad is like, such a fucking retard, he tried to pick me up some tampons and he got the wrong size and i totally was like grossed out and like eww ( Read more... )

I just woke up. I'm on a labtop. Here are some notable events that have happened over the last two weeks ( Read more... )

I showed up early for psychology on friday and was waiting for the previous class to get out of the room when i came across an odd combination lock in the hallway. Instead of combinations... it has letters. I think WTF and i go to work on the thing. There's only a limited amount of letters on this baby so the best 5 letter word i could come up ( Read more... )

Dear Larry David ( Read more... )

Dear Larry David ( Read more... )

What's this bullshit? I need to learn about what to say to people and when? I'm saying stupid things to the wrong people? That's just nonsense. What do people want, sympathy or empathy? I always thought it was empathy. Well, empathy is what i have boatloads of, but i'm still getting bitched out. Sure i'll throw in a line while talking to a ( Read more... )

airplane crashes! is flying not safe anymore? it just so happens that no. flying is safe. Trust me. i saw The Aviator. and hell, if it's not safe then that just gives us dare devils more incentive to fly. Come to think of it... nevermind all that. Flying was NEVER safe in my eyes. I'm a risktaker damnit. And those stewardesses, well, they're ( Read more... )

i think i can master small talk. i just need a little more work. Watch: Hey, how ya doin? What are you drinking? uh huh. me too ( Read more... )