u guys rock
i really had no idea
i'm actually that dumb :)
ur all awesome
almost as much as the fact that legally i totally can rape the willing

l-u-v,
talan
and mary
and probz andrea

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going to hampton beach at midnight, where a girl is "mean" if they don't wanna "smoke a blunt" or "drink a couple of beers" with random sketchy locals, basically rules.
yeah, this summer is pretty much gonna rock.

Darius Rucker(fine, fine, we'll call him if you Hootie)'s last shred of Dignity:
1998-2005
R.I.P.

good-bye forever, snarf.
fran, your parting gift. although it is seven months late, nothing is more priceless than getting to be the first to tell an entire state that his first name is actually james.
you're welcome.

you may think that i was let down when you lip synched, but no dear, it was expected of you.
or you may think it was when you lived in a shadow of someone else's dream, and let jessica out-sing you by leaps and bounds on her christmas special. but no, cause, you know, she's jessica simpsonit was when you told me i make you want to la-la ( Read more... )

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so i hope when people look back at our junior year yearbook they say, "mary mcgee was the best defensive lineman the westford academy grey ghosts ever had. she was also the fastest pizza eater, to the point where her face always had a beautiful glossy sheen. and she had an orange glow year round." yes, that is what i hope that say. or at least, "oh ( Read more... )

why do stay-at-home, as they say, mothers want to trick their families into thinking they are excellent chefs. is that true or is it just a marketing scheme gone off in hopeless directions. cause i see these mccaine's roasters (pre-cooked baked potato chunks) and hamburger helpers and what nots with the moms huddled together snickering at the ( Read more... )