i have no real friends.

" i just smacked a nest of africanized bees out of a two storey window with my bare hands IN A TANK TOP!  NOW, im going back to check on 'em."

"did you hear that micheal jackson was eating ten bars a day? do you know what this means? he isnt the king of pop, he's the king of bars. he was eating like 30 40 bars a day in the 80's. he would come off stage and be put in a wheelchair. he was too barred up to do autographs. what the fuck. the whole wide world loves you and your eating 20 bars a ( Read more... )

im at jakes house now. him and chelsea showed up out of the blue and now were hanging out.  today my mom asked to borrow some money and since i said yes in return i asked her to drive me and austin to the mall. she went on to explain how she chooses not to be friends with certain people. and that certain people have qualities that grate on her last ( Read more... )

hello. i just got finished making austin some toast. lots of toast. yesterday we went downtown and hung out at val's house and then my dad picked us up and we came back to my house. upon arriving i had a muffin, afterwards, we blew things up in the street. is was ok. austin got too excited and was building dangerous firework pyramids and standing ( Read more... )

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every satuday morning for 4 monthes straight i watched knocked up.

hello i am still at austins house on the internets. he is being emo today. we cant find any weed. oh man its so fucking hot in here.

hello. i am at austins house. im going to smoke this bong some more. he went to the store and is getting me tea and chocolates. speaking of tea we went to this restaurant and they had tea candy for sale and it was freakinh delicious.

hey yeah im alive, hanging out in gp with the bf. whateves.