1.) Go to google and type in "You know you're from [your country/state/town] when..."
2.) Cut and paste the list
3.) Bold or italicize items that apply to you.

DELAWARE

1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. You know where, what and when the Hummers Parade is held. [wtf hummers or mummers]
3. "Vacation" means going to Rehoboth or Cape Henlopen.
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me: bullshit
basically scorcese created false memories for his audience
what finding out he killed his wife?
stan: kilt
me: kilt* his wife?
stan: chyeah

REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT ABOUT GETTING THE H1N1 FLU SHOT?!!?!?

aahahahahahahha everyone is a sucker. im tired! GN!

it's 88 right now. but feels like 92. tomorrow will be 100 and feel like 103.

ugh my ac is sucking! i am going to stay inside all day tomorrow with the baby. baby baby baby cade. my baby got tired of me yestreday but still stayed til today.

watching finding nemo i wish it was toy stor 3

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fuck i was so trying to go to bed at 11Pm. i guess that is what coffee is for.

i could g o for some soon doo boo OR soon dubu OR pho.

because i am getting sick and that is why i was supposed to go to bed early.

HMPH

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i keep fucking up

he keeps fucking up

and he refuses to sit down and talk about it.

it is sucking a lot. i feel sorry for myself and even worse for the way i treated him.

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In the long run, you will want a soul mate as well as a bed mate, but they do not have to be the same person necessarily.

AHAHAHAHHA. so true, so true.