so here's a tip for when you all grow up and build your own houses ( Read more... )

I'm stoked ( Read more... )

 Just FYI:  underage drinking carries the same penalties as a DUI.

In a related story I fucking hate my life.  When it rains, it pours my friends.

on second thought, one of these would make my day:

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new Mae: oh my god.

Rocky Point/Birthday was a blast and that's really all I have to say about that.

I am seriously contemplating joining the military after this semester.  I have no way to pay for school, or any real motivation in life any longer.  It's actually kind of depressing.

I think I just grew up.

my name is Jake.
I'm kind of nerdy.
I'm not always honest but I try very hard to be.
I have a temper problem.
I pick my nose. 
I want to be a writer but I'm too scared to try.
I live my life the way I want-- not anyone else. 
I can't honestly say that I wear deodorant every day.
I play a lot of video games, but not so much anymore.
Sometimes, I don't ( Read more... )

I've had enough of the friggin' pirate jokes. 

I wouldn't say I have a drinking problem.

I would, however, say that when I drink, I have problems.

I plan on getting married to this woman, I just need to learn french first:


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