fuck yall niggas motha fuckas. suck my fuckin ding ding bitch. the other night i slept over at toms and i woke up with my butt hole bleeding real bad. he was naked next to me with a thing of vaseline. i am convinced that nothing sexual happened. fuck off and die. out

hi its been awhile hasnt it. but noone really bothers to read my life journal anyway. so you probably havnt even realized that i left or that i am back. and you probably never will. because you suck! well bye now for a couple more months. but what do care? whatever, PEACE!!!

life sucks and then you die. that is my reality. goodbye dave

die_young15's LJ stalker is trigger_head!trigger_head is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also prank calling you regularly!

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soory i havnt posted for so long but i hate typing. so today i woke up at like 10:30 and went to the zoo at like 11:00. it was just me and my gram. we saw all kinds of cracked out animals. there was this one-handed asian bear that punched the other one in the face. then there were like a bazillion birds. god must do some serious lines to come up ( Read more... )

dave chapelle is one silly goose i tell you. one, two, three conformitize out! and were back. thanks for waiting but there was some delay on the freeway baby. shaggadelic. anyway, my goose laid a golden egg and it tasted oddly familiar, like ostrich or something. back to the topic at hand, youz people should start calling me by my middle name, guy ( Read more... )

got nothin to say except that i just got a new complete for 90 and spent another 20 on risers, new kingpin, and new bushings. fuck zumiez, go to peter glenn. out.

i got me some new shoes today. and a new complete. i'm in the mood to skate but there is noone to skate with. bummer. i guess I'll just go beat off into brandons milk again. later bitches.

Hey all you punk asses! I'm cool, and you're not! I need to update this more. Blah Blah blah bitches and hoes blah blah.

hey everybody! my sister just told brandon that you can cuss and he almost nutted himself. what a little bitch. well tata for now!