Where I'm From

On a three hour flight from Memphis to LA
I was silently celebrating my first class upgrade
Laughing at my jeans and my boots
Beside those high dollar shoes and Armani suits
When the gentleman next to me said the drinks uphere are free
So if you don't mind the first one can be on me
I returning from business in New York and Rome
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how old are you going to be when you accept this? you have to take the bad with the good, the shitty with the awesome, the crash with the high, and the worst with the best.  some days are going to suck, you're going to feel like shit and work's gonna kick your ass. some days you'll feel unstoppable.  the bad is required to allow the good to exist ( Read more... )

You can get as angry as you want, we're still not going to take you seriously... I'll be over here laughing my ass off.

lol @ lots of things...

I really need to lay off the work.

Summer's only going to be as good as you make it.  Expecting to just  be  as it was before is just setting yourself up for disappointment.  Take some initiative or don't complain when you're not happy with what you're doing!

Work, school, get drunk, and sleep, thats a bout it.  I don't understand how people aren't happy with their lives, what more do you want?

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The internet is boring, relative.

 I'm LOLing so hard.

The list of things that makes me laugh grows faster than my pubic hair.

Most notably,

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 Taken from STLToday...

"Esteemed University of Chicago economist Steven D. Levitt, the blog's author, argued that the legalization of abortion in the 70s reduced crime in the 90s.

Well, now abortions are at a thirty-year low. So what does that mean for crime? Levitt asked.

First, here's his summary of how he thinks abortion reduced crime in the 90s:

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