They only want you when you're seventeen,

when you're twenty-one:

you're no fun!

Words cannot express.

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For a little bit there (the last ten seconds) I was thinking about making this journal 'Friends Only' in an attempt to have some privacy on my "internet life". (It's a term I read on reddit, which automatically made me pretty glad that I don't have a "life" on the "internet".) The following few bits (uh, the.. next ten seconds?) I was like, are you ( Read more... )

So, you know how in my random "this is what's been up" posts I always mention, "And I still work at Teavana."?

Well, here's what I have to say about that this go-around:

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.I quit the ever-loving shit out of that job two weeks ago, and on my second-to-last day (being this past Saturday) decided that one more day would be pushing my ( Read more... )

I am so fucking crazy.

So there's that.

So in a spin of writer's block, this happened. Writer's block is not the inability to write for me, but an inability to write anything but silly things that have no point.

The Story of Pirates There once was a pirate that liked to dance. He danced so much that the other pirates sometimes made fun of him. It wasn't like they hadn't broken out in a ( Read more... )

Perhaps this world isn't for the kind-hearted. I've never had a run-in with an insurance company, but now that I have I feel a bubbling hate in my gut for everything and everybody accociated with them and their back end ways to "help" you. Why bother paying for a service that has their best interest at heart ( Read more... )

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SUP, BIRTHDAY!