To the Dairy Industry

[dietcokeofevil5]

Dear Dairy Industry,

Can I make a suggestion? It would be wise to put your eggnog in a COMPLETELY different looking container from your milk. That way, some half-asleep consumer doesn't pour it all over his Raisin Bran before he realizes what he's doing.

Just a suggestion.

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[twistedcat]

i dunno, i think raisin bran with eggnog would be yummy!

[stacymckenna]

Me too.

[dietcokeofevil5]

You'd think, but it's just too sweet ... and thick ... for first thing in the morning.

[stacymckenna]

What is this "too sweet" thing you speak of?
And thick? Well, startling, maybe, but mmmmm....eggnog...

;)

[sxyswtgrl]

ewwww! I feel for you man!

[goaskalice71]

Along the same lines Byron woke up dazed and sleepy this morning and drank the pre-cooked creme brulee we had made. Thick, sweet, raw egg...yuck.

[hobohemian]

That sounds good, too. But it's best with the carmelized sugary goodness. Yum.

[goaskalice71]

But raw egg? Blech!