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My (now obviously conservative) younger brother sent ( this email )

1. Sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Buffy, West Wing, or one of the "bajillion" shows I "make" her watch. ;-)

2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does she get on her salad?
Caesar or Bleu Cheese.

3. What's one food she doesn't like?
Onions.

4. You go out to the bar. What does she order?
Margarita

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

Thank you for the happiest 3 years of my life (so far)! I love you so much!

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Walking along Sunset Blvd. over lunch, I spotted 4 motorcycle cops escorting an African warrior woman riding a tandem bike with a guy in a gorilla suit on the back. I love this town sometimes.

Happy 2nd Anniversary to my wonderful wife! ( cut for shmoopiness )

Well, Teaa & I are all moved in (and thanks SO MUCH to everyone who helped out!). However, to the point of my post: we are getting a lot of traffic noise in the mornings through our bedroom window. I checked online about getting a soundproof window installed and they came back with a quote of over a grand to get it installed. Anybody know of ( Read more... )

The happiest of happy birthdays to the lovely teaa. I love you, baby.


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Telemarketing call I just got at work from an overseas pharmacy:

TELEMARKETER: Do you take any medication, sir?

ME: No.

TELEMARKETER: Would you like to be taking any medication?

*smirk*