I had to get a money order for rent today at 7/11.  Bank of America charges more if you have a checking account with actual checks...or at least they did when I set up my account...so it's just easier this way ( Read more... )

 
I'm maybe-gonna-puke-a-little nervous about this upcoming show.

That's all.

Later.

I need $3000.  By July.

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C'I have it?

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Anybody?

This song that always plays at the Crust goes, "Oh a man without a woman is like a wedding without the rice ( Read more... )

I just made a bangin' grilled cheese ( Read more... )

My mom always used to say that to me when she thought I was being lazy.  I always thought the word constructive was an adjective to describe a literal something that was being constructed.  So whenever she told me that, I thought I had to construct something.  And so I usually went for the construction paper.  Because if you're going to construct ( Read more... )

I think that cars should come equipped with two separate horns.  One cheerful horn that might say, "You can go first," or, "Hey friend walking down the sidewalk," or, "I'm sorry sir, but In case you didn't notice, the light is green.  I'm not angry about it; I just wanted to keep you informed."  And then you'd have an angry horn for people who cut ( Read more... )

have you ever cried for everything you've ever lost and everything you know you'll lose before you die i've never been so alone and so much a part of everything and everyone i've ever loved i love still and everyone i love i love always and everyone i'll ever love i love already what is this place with its transparent walls where did time go we are ( Read more... )

I let a charming Israeli man talk me into a $30 box of nail and skin care products.  It was the best performance I've ever seen.  I had to give it to him.  My nails are shiny and my hands smell like kiwi ( Read more... )

Movement class.  Roots of a tree growing out of your sternum, down into the earth, filling you with a warm, greenbrown energy.  From the middle of the cosmos, a silver string comes down, through your head, and tiny strands of it unravel into you, mixing a brilliant silver energy with the greenbrown energy.  These energies fill you with love.  They ( Read more... )