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Boy hits boy: boys will be boys.
Boy hits girl: boys will be met with lawsuits and restraining orders.
Girl hits boy: he had it coming.
Girl hits girl: everybody loves a cat fight.

Why is this?

No, I took my women's studies course.  I know why this is.  Violence is violence should be violence, but if I plug different faces and different fists into the ( Read more... )

And it is. Summertime and the living’s easy. My financial troubles look like they will work themselves out in the nick of time. I’ve got a gorgeous apartment lined up and waiting for me. I just finished up a fairly successful sophomore year in a department I finally feel like I’m a part of. I start rehearsals tomorrow for a potentially fantastic ( Read more... )

American military commanders in Baghdad are trying a radical new strategy to quell the widening sectarian violence by building a 12-foot-high, three-mile-long wall separating a historic Sunni enclave from Shiite neighborhoods.

A doctor in Adhamiya, Abu Hassan, said the wall would transform the residents into caged animals.

“It’s unbelievable that ( Read more... )

A lady called up 96X this morning and began screaming about how the incident at Tech was a sign of God's wrath, and Cho his fucking disciple or something.  She said she was going to attend the funerals of the students who were shot and tell their parents to repent for their sins and the sins of their dead children.  I'm pretty sure she was somehow ( Read more... )

Beer + razor cartridges = grocery shopping extreme.  Please proceed to the ten-items-or-less cash-only lane, you sexy bitch ( Read more... )

Karma: Hey baby, why you look so sad?
Cayley: Hey Karma, where you been?
Karma: I been around, you know.
Cayley: It's alright Karma, I know I ain't the only woman in your life.  
Karma: Aw, baby, don't talk that way.  You're the only woman I'm lookin at right now.  So what's the matter?
Cayley: Well, they're putting the ferret to sleep today and it's ( Read more... )

For someone who has been perceived as all kinds of sweet and innocent her entire life, being called a bitch is actually a compliment.

I had a dream that I got another tattoo.  It was on my hip, small and black.  I loved it.  And I have absolutely no recollection of what it was.

I believe that very few people are 100% straight or 100% gay.  However, ( Read more... )

And not in the Melissa Etheridge "some girl broke my heart" kind of way, but in the literal "I coughed too much when I was sick and possibly bruised a rib" kind of way.  It's just under my left boob, where my bra lovingly digs right into it.  I haven't been coughing much for a good week now, but it's steadily getting worse.  I am mildly concerned ( Read more... )

Our scene is set on a chilly March evening at the bar in the Baker's Crust.  Cayley, exhausted and battling a cold, has just finished her sidework, and asked her fat manager to come check her out.  He plods out of the office, pokes around behind the bar, runs water in the sink, looks inside the microwave, then leans back on the counter.

fat manager ( Read more... )