murdermobile: Have you seen Ladder 49 ( Read more... )

The Sin City movie is totally NOT GOING TO SUCK.

Attention all hands.
April 1st, top-priority deployment to any movie theater showing Sin City.
Make it fucking happen.

I just got my first chance to ride the Big Red Woo-Woo. There was a structural fire call for a place about two blocks from my house. So I rode up to the scene on the truck (the Big Red Woo-Woo), and as soon as we pulled up we got recalled. Turns out, it was just a faulty oven...or a shitty cook ( Read more... )

...must haves...
ah but to be young and Jewish.

An actual conversation:
Fireboard: Medic (#) respond to (high school address), a head injury. Student struck by chair. Time out: 11oh8.
Medic: Student struck head on chair?
Fireboard: Yeah, not quite sure how that happened...
Medic: I'm guessing he fell.
Fireboard: Yeah.

You know what I hate? (Besides Carol ( Read more... )

Oh sweet irony.
I just lost the signal on my cellphone while trying to communicate with my cellphone provider.

Today at training, we came back from our morning break, and one of the instructors was wearing a purple wizard hat with silver hair and "Got Crabs?" boxers (over his pants ( Read more... )

If I had the power, I would put Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie at the front of a line, and in that line would be every person in the country worth less than $80k a year. When everyone reached the front of the line, they would be allowed to hit both of them in the face with a haligan.

I banged the shit out of my head last night, twice. Maybe I'll start wearing my helmet to work. Think that'll go over well? Walk around the hub wearing a bright yellow fire fighting lid with orange reflective tape. That would be hot. I bet if I wore my bunker pants I'd have to beat off the bitches with a pike pull ( Read more... )