like a complete wanker i've lost my wallet 20 minutes before i'm going out. where could it be?

HIYAZ OMGZ MY NETZ BROKEN AT HOME IM DYING WITHOUT THE INTERNET SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY I MITE HAVE IT BACK TONITE BUT I SEVERELY DOUBT IT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINFUL LIFE WITHOUT THE INTERNET IS AHAHAHAHA. SHIT MON. THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY MUH FUCKAS WHEN I GET IT BACK EXPECT A MEGA LONG UPDATE INVOLVING THE POLICE YER MUM AND NEW FOUND GLORY

i think i mite have a friends cut because I am mega bored of people whose journals i never read and they never read mine. so comment if you want to be kept init.