I need to revise the previous post where I described an anal encounter as an 'anal penetration situation,' or APS. It will now be referred to as an 'anal sex situation,' or ASS.

I've been doing a bunch of open mics lately, and the more material I write, the more I realize that a ton of my jokes revolve around sperm. It's a little disturbing and gross, and I spend time wondering what that might mean about me. After my last show, a guy came up to me and said that he thought all the sperm references probably mean that I'm ( Read more... )

Steve is a badass:

http://www.nixnine.com/public/iSid.gif

This is kind of an odd thing for me to post, but I really think it's worth a read:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/15/books/review/Margonelli-t.html?_r=1&ref=review&oref=slogin

For those of you lost in the World of Warcraft:


'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

These guys are funny:

http://www.funnyordie.com/picnicface
http://www.picnicface.com/

Here's a sample:

He Totally Jewed Me on FunnyOrDie.com

Can anybody suggest any reputable, inexpensive computer hardware retailers? I'm thinking about picking up some RAM and a video card.

I think people are generally pretty stupid.

And by 'people,' I mean 'MBTA employees.'

And by 'are generally pretty stupid,' I mean 'deserve to be stabbed in the face.'

In front of their children and/or mothers.

I'm just kidding.

MBTA employees aren't people.

They're subhumans.

That's why we keep them underground.

When do you think a mother should stop breastfeeding her child? I only ask because it's become a huge hassle for me to get all the way to my Mom's work whenever I get hungry.