Oh noes!! Papercuts!!

[digitalringhals]

Today, I was evacuated from my dorm for the silliest thing possible:  An idiot missed the garbage can with a closed box of paper, and someone reported it as a suspicious package.  Great job dumbass.  You caused classes to be canceled and half of campus to be evacuated.  And the best part?  According to something I've heard, the papers were just

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[injury_man]

This proves, at the very least, that the pen is equal to the sword.

Now someone just has to swing around a sword at your school. For science.

[digitalringhals]

*facepalms* That would not help matters. I like not being evacuated or locked in my building...

The best part? The idiot is a campus employee.

[injury_man]

Hee hee. Reminds me of the time there was a bomb threat at my school, so the evacuated us all to the parking lot... Surrounded by tanks of gasoline. Then after a while, they decided to move us to the field... right above the natural gas lines leading into the school.

Best part was, the whole thing was just a cover to rob a bank. Good times.

[digitalringhals]

... Your school was staffed by complete retards, wasn't it?

Trying not to LOL in class.