I'm on Youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/user/injuryman

Not that anyone reads this... Penis.

I was listening to Sirius Satellite Radio and heard this ad.

*paraphrased like all get out*
Woman: Oh *name I forget*!
Man: Yes honey? Is something wrong?
Woman: No, every thing's fine! I'm pregnant!
Man: Oh... Really? ...Watch your step.
*sound of a woman falling down a flight of stairs*

I may actually listen to the Miserable Men Show for once.

One more new icon.

Replacing the old Clown Man UNF icon.

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Recorded Voice: We're sorry. There are no available agents at the moment. We'll try this call at another time.
*click*
Me: Wait, What!?

DON'T CALL ME IF YOU AREN'T THERE GODDAMNIT!

FROM DISNEY LAND!

WITH GUSTO!

TO DISNEY LAND!

WITH GUSTO!

I currently have at least 7 various burns on my arms and hands, ranging from fire burns, to soldering iron burns, to hot glue burns, to friction burns.

In cooler news, I learned that I'm fairly proficient at driving with my feet, tho I still need one hand for turn signals. GOOD TIMES!

As my friend Hawdges (aka, Baron_of_Bacon and Ithstar) has ANOTHER new LJ, I fondly welcome him back to my Friends Page* with a quote.

Hawdges: "...I am a nazi."

Silly Hawdges, Nazi has a big N. They're superior to little ns and therefore the little ns must be purged from the earth. You're forgetting your Nazi heritage!

*for the third time! ( Read more... )

Just because I like to keep all 5 of the people who may be reading my livejournal up to date on weirdness in the news, here's an article. http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2007/04/03/ ( Read more... )