for the first time in my life, i have visible physical injuries on me from being intoxicated. i made a public spectacle of myself, and had to have karen babysit me until it was safe to leave me alone ( Read more... )

Okay, so I wasn't telling anyone about this, but I guess last week when I got high at Trader's birthday party I told some people who told some other people ( Read more... )

its ma birthday

and i got to hack sean's shit because thats what i do

i gave sean's hiney a pat this morn

jess +1
Sean -1

if there was ever a day to write an entry about, today was it ( Read more... )

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Walt Disney Studios bought PIXAR for $7.4 BILLION. Steve Jobs is now on the Disney Board of Directors, and owns more shares in Disney than anyone else.

Like, woah.

Nerds can read more at http://www.o-meon.com/pages/news%26features/n%26f_01-24-06.html

i want to ( Read more... )

bowling is like blowing but harder


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merry christmas to me. i got my first check from whole foods yesterday, and i could just die. sweet!