Today I had to write a paper about why I am the way that I am. I discovered that the bacon-bits I used to put in my bubble-baths didn't do much good...schizophrenia they say.
Revenge is sweet, kinda like cotton-candy on a snowy summer's day....all sticky and slippy. I should get some more often...revenge that is, and bazooka gum.

Who am I?

Someone should start a "famous quote" board, for all the things Mindy says when you catch her drinking WAY too much Dr. Thunder. You'd get quite a few good string beans.

Man, those Swedish people really know how to make their candy....who woulda thunkit ( Read more... )

My friend has this weird obsession with Vikings; so I've decided to consult my teddy-bear and see what he thinks ( Read more... )

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NEVER, and by never I mean NEVER-EVER straighten your hair without a shirt on...no need for explanations; just put 2 and 2 together to make 17 and you've got it ( Read more... )

Today has just been the most wonderful of days! Can I just say that God is sooo good to us, even though we did nothing to deserve it!!! He ceases to amaze me; every day he blesses me in some unique, awesome way!!! And sometimes all it takes is for the sun to be shining on the world around me, and I stand in awe of his awesome wonder and power. It's ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw a man with only 9 fingers; the other one got cut off in a mean fight with a giant crab. So where was his other finger? Definately around his neck on a necklance. It looked kinda purpley and moldy...pretty sick.
True story!! No fibbin....

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Last night I discovered 2 things ( Read more... )