yogurt

[dimturkee]

One of my favorite non-solidified edible desires is yogurt. But how do you keep it from spitting its contents on you as you peel the skin-like foil sealing device back?

dim

Comments

[uncle_otto]

peel it away from yourself

ready aim fire

[dimturkee]

but then it spurts onto your finger. i wonder if you can aim it at somebody...?

dim

Re: ready aim fire

[uncle_otto]

you should try that out . . . make use of the spitting yogurt.

[mikeisbatman]

ive found there are two ways, i havent actualy found the, since i dont usualy eat yogurt, but hey, it works with most other things. First way is to give it some love, tell it you love it, be gentle while opening and ask nicely for it not to spit. And if that doesnt work..... Time for sensless violence. Talk badly to it, make it feel small weak and worthless, and make threats that if it spit you will spit back or kill it or something. If he challenges you on it and spits, you need to follow through with these threats to teach it and all other containers of yogurt whos the boss. Worth i shot i guess

ummmmm. maybe....

[dimturkee]

sorry this "new father" type discipline is a little rash for me. maybe i'll just get a big straw and punch it through the foil, just like you would do to the bottom of a capri sun bag.

dim

Re: ummmmm. maybe....

[mikeisbatman]

haha, hey that works too

[bonblond]

It is a problem, because you could just open it up into your mouth and solve the spilling mess, but if you are like me and must stir it until smooth, you can't waste any part of it.

Yikes.

[gramhamhamham]

yogurt is grosso. eat otter pops. you get your pediatricians recommended daily intake of blueberry, cherry, grape, lime, orange, and watermellon. "Mmmm that tastes good mom!" "Why yes Billy, and its good for you too." *smile* *wink*

*please notify your family physician for prescription.