One day there was a frog named Theodore. He had five legs and two brains. One brain did all his thinking and the other one made up jokes. He was considered the smartest frog in the country
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One day there was a pencil named Minkley. He was a standard yellow no. 2 pencil. very bland and very simple. Minkley was content with himself and happy to be who he was. then one day a mechanical pencil named Burkit came along who had zebra stripes. Minkley was taken aback by this new sight. Burkit then said to Minkley "your so bland and yellow and im so zebra-ish. bah." Minkley replied with "im rubber and your glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on you. bah." in outrage to this comment Burkit the zebra pencil then shot a peice of lead at Minkley. Minkley dodged the attack and head-butted him with his eraser head. dazzed and beaten Burkit said "wow you really are cool." and Minkley said "yes but you are too cause you have zebra stripes. and when we stand next to each other we look like two diffrent pencils." Burkit was happy with this and they both became best friends for the rest of their lives. and all was well in the land of pencils...
once upon a time there was a pirate named Skallywag. He as a nice pirate who like a strong drink. One day he parked his ship at the dock dropped his sails and told his men the could have the next few nights off. He then proceeded to take the steering wheel off is ship so that nobody could steel it. Because he had no pockets he had to put the wheel in his pants. Later on that night he walked into a bar and ordered up some coke with some Captain Morgan. The barkeep said "you've got a wheel in your pants, doncha know?". Skallywag looked at the barkeep and said "Arrrrg. you're right, and its driving me nuts".
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