Greetings Awesome Dudes and common folks. Now that I am sober, albeit tired, I will attempt writing an update to meet your standards and mine ( Read more... )

I don't really want to write an update without a lot of good, quality story telling, but I want to bump that story of a ruined relationship right no down the page ( Read more... )

No amusement to be found here tonight, folks. Tonight I will tell you all a glorious tale. A tale that chronicles the lives of a certain pair from the day they met to the day their relationship ended. This will be a rather long update, but if you know either of us in real life then it is worth the read. I'm not writing this to spite anyone. I'm ( Read more... )

Before I get around to what I did today, I think it's time to do something we've all missed. Who's ready to hear about a crazy dream!? I sure am, I know that much. Now it wasn't weiner-induced, as I haven't had any weiners for three weeks. But it was a crazy dream that I finally remembered, so here is what I remember of it in no particular order ( Read more... )

No long tale to tell in this update. No fancy wording. None of the things you've come to love about this Awesome Dude. I'll get right to the point ( Read more... )

I will write you a bit of a story. In this story I will scatter around pieces of the song, and then you must figure out the song. Whichever of my eFans properly responds will get a guaranteed 1 full day spent with the head Awesome Dude, me. Don't knock one another over, now, because I am aware that hanging around with me is like having gigantic ( Read more... )

Due to lack of an update, I think I will fill this spot with a rather short and random update. I say random because I could not readily think of an under-used synonym to slap in its place ( Read more... )

Now, it is no secret that I enjoy some good weiners from time to time. Lately it was time to stop eating weiners briefly so we could pass the idiot test and go work throwing boxes at FedEx. I rushed through the rest of my good time and thought, "Ok! This will be no problem, yes sir." Boy was I wrong! It seems with all the weiners I've grown used to ( Read more... )

I have not updated my journal in a little while. You can see this for yourself if you look at the date of my previous entry. These directions are for the retarded people reading this. I think I'll start off with a few more weiner induced dreams. They'll be written in a sloppy fashion, nothing special here tonight yet. So I now present to you, ( Read more... )

All right, the contents of this post will be directly related to the insane dream I had last night. I admit that weiners were consumed before sleeping, and this probably had something to with it ( Read more... )