I found myself looking at that tree outside the window. I had looked at it a few times before, but this time it was different. The external perception had not changed much, except that the colors seemed brighter and more vibrant. But there was now an added dimension to it. This is hard to explain. I don't know how, but I was aware of something ( Read more... )

http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=dingo_kooala@walla.com

hey assholes i want an ipod so do that shit and bid on something on ebay and don't be a slackass mother fucker.

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Hello everyone. This is just a short update on the importance of grammar. If you do not know how to properly use punctuation, then you should not use it at all. If you are under the impression that you know how to use punctuation, then you are not using it correctly and should stop using it. Only people I approve and myself can properly use ( Read more... )

For those of you playing along at home, the volume of a sphere is V = 4/3piR^3. Sup math partiers; Sup Jeremy.

I am talking to Max so the latter half of this will lack the funny, and also lack the comments.

haha god damn i hate idiots and want to kill them all.

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Since it has been nearly two months since my last riveting update, I think I have proven my point. What is that point you ask? That you're all dead without me. Nothing more, nothing less. DeadOn with the show ( Read more... )

Here is an update I don't even care about and am writing because it is my sister's birthday present ( Read more... )

First I'll talk about the crazy ass (read: fun) dream I had. Pardon if I've forgotten a few details ( Read more... )

Here comes a short update, Jojant ( Read more... )

I had no internet! Now I have the internet, and you are relieved. This much I can tell, because who wouldn't be relieved by my triumphant return to the iWeb? I figure I'll start off with my dream from last night that may or may not have been the result of a weiner ( Read more... )

Today I woke up thinking, "Oh. Today is any day." That would be lying, since I actually woke up thinking, "Oh. Nothing is on television ( Read more... )